If lawyers were more civil
Daidle deedle daidle daidle daidle deedle daidle dum
They'd treat their breth-er-en with more respect
Wouldn't always yell, 'object.'
Some of the attorneys interviewed for the story blamed the rise in rude behavior among lawyers to the lack of face-to-face interactions, which seems to definitely contribute to less civil behavior. It's a lot harder to be impolite to opposing counsel when you've spent some time with them.