How Not to Succeed In Lawschool!

According to an article in the Chronicle of Higher Education, a prospective law student (who had graduated magna cum laude from Rutgers University) attempted to purchase a copy of the LSAT from employees of the Law School Admission Test for $5,000. He made his initial contact with the employees through notes slipped under the wipers of their cars. The notes had $100 bills taped to them -- a sure-fire attention getter. The dutiful workers notified their supervisors who arranged a sting operation with the local constabulary. The miscreant has received five years’ probation and was ordered to undergo a psyche evaluation. No word as to his future career plans.