Law Profs and Law Review Editors Rumble Again

It seems like Daniel Solove of Concurring Opinions feels compelled to pen at least one snarky post about student-run law reviews each semester (see our earlier post for another example), and his latest contribution is entitled "A Sample Law Review Submission Policy."  Here are some fun excerpts:

In considering your article, we use an objective point system for assessing scholarly quality. Articles receiving over 100 points are generally accepted. Here is how it works:

1. Are you from a highly-ranked law school?  If yes, add 20.

2. Have you published in highly-ranked law reviews?  If yes, add 30.

3. Is your name Cass Sunstein?  If yes, accept immediately.

4. Does your article have a nifty title?  If yes, add 10.

5. Is the introduction good?  If yes, add 40.

6. Do the footnotes need a lot of editing?  If yes, subtract 50.

7. Does your article have more than 6 parts?  If yes, subtract 10.

  Not to be outdone, a former editor returned fire in the comments with this list of questions:

Are you that insufferably self-important professor from our faculty who made our life miserable 2 years ago when we made the mistake of publishing his article? If yes, multiply by zero.

Does your article reflect that you think "empirical study" means "counting things"?  If yes, subtract 20.

Are you Jennifer Lopez with tenure and elbow patches? That is, will you constantly pester us with capricious requests? Will you ask us to speak to your research assistants, will you drop by the office, will you--instead of accepting or rejecting our proposed changes--want to discuss them all in excruciating detail? If so, and if we can detect it in time, subtract 15. Subtract only 5 if your article has any redeeming qualities.

Most entertaining!  And thank you, former editor, for also drawing attention to the overuse of the Humpty-Dumpty quote from Lewis Carroll's Through the Looking Glass.  A quick Westlaw search reveals 219 uses of this quotation in United States law review and journal articles, and that is just too many!